There was an old donkey who fell down a well on a farm. The donkey cried & cried for the farmer to help him, but the farmer paid him no mind.
The farmer was getting tired of the constant noise the donkey was making, so he called all the villagers to help him bury the donkey […]
Aug
01-07
The donkey& the farmer
Posted in Animal Jokes
Aug
01-07
Running Bear
Posted in Animal Jokes
Two guys are out in the woods hiking.
All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second guy says, “What are you doing? He says, “I figure […]
Aug
01-07
Frogs
Posted in Animal Jokes
DO you know how to find a sexy frog???
Look under a horny toad.
Aug
01-07
How do you catch a polar bear
Posted in Animal Jokes
How do you catch a polar bear?
1. Cut a hole in the ice
2. Line the perimeter with peas
3. then when he goes to take a pea kick him in the icehole.
Aug
01-07
Deer nuggets
Posted in Animal Jokes
Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?
Chicken nuggets are $1.49 but deer nuggets are under a BUCK…
Aug
01-07
A Horse and a Chicken
Posted in Animal Jokes
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.
The horse falls into a mud hole and was sinking.
He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmers mercedes back to […]
Aug
01-07
The Bunny and the Snake
Posted in Animal Jokes
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of […]
Aug
01-07
Seeing Eye Dog
Posted in Animal Jokes
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head.
Having watched what happened, a passerby said, “Say, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!”
“I know,” […]
Aug
01-07
Got Any Grapes?
Posted in Blonde Jokes
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?”
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, […]
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