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Dear GodYesterday was an awful day for me…

My husband ran off with his secretary,

My son pierced his eyebrow,

My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head

My dog mated with the neighbors cat

My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution,

My Mom told me I was adopted,

My Dad told me he’s gay,

My boss told me I was laid off,

My sister was arrested for prostitution,

My house has termites,

My car was stolen,

All that came in the mail was bills,

A plane, crash landed on my garage,

OJ Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner,

And my TV blew.

I was able to live through all that misery yesterday.

And I will be able to make it through anything today! But please…
DON’T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!!!!!