What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowwoman is easier to make, ’cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its bollocks.
What’s the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a man and ET?
ET phoned home.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So oxygen can get to their brains.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
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