Why won’t cannibals eat divorced women?
They’re very bitter.
Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.
What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, “You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn’t agree with me!”
What’s the definition of Trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, ”Does this taste funny to you”
When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone’s eaten.
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