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What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.

How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.

What’s the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself.
Walks home.

What’s the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don’t know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do…

How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she’ll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on
the bed.

Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs.

What do you call a sorority girl hang-glider festival?
Multiple total eclipses.