1. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was.
2. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it
is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE,
etc..).
3. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers
completely blacked out.
4. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently,
scream out “Fuck this!” and walk out triumphantly.
5. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor
that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour
to go drink).
6. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during
the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
7. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell
him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my
head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”
8. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
9. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a
white mask and start yelling, “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until
they drag you away.
10. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the
class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you
belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your
right to take the exam.
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