Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has […]
May
18-07
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith
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May
18-07
Labor Relations 3
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The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” was the first thing the manager asked him.
“John,” the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don’t […]
May
18-07
Labor Relations 2
Posted in Work jokes
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, “This man,” he announced, “called in sick yesterday!” There, on the sports page, was […]
May
18-07
Labor Relations
Posted in Work jokes
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside.
One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man […]
May
18-07
Why God Never Received Tenure at the University
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- Because he had only one major publication.
- And it was in Hebrew.
- And it had no cited references.
- And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
- And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
- It may be true that he created the […]
May
18-07
Applicants 5
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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office.
“What is the meaning of this?” the manager asked. “When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years’ experience. Now we discover this is the first job you’ve ever had.”
“Well,” the young man said, “in […]
May
18-07
Applicants 4
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The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man’s response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, “What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?”
The baby sailor said, “I’d grab a torpedo and sink it.”
“Where would you get the […]
May
18-07
Applicants 3
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer went in to try out for the job.
“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?”
“11″ he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.”
“What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”
“Today and tomorrow.”
The sheriff was […]
May
18-07
Applicants 2
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In a job interview for policemen the applicants are shown a profile picture of a man, and the interviewer says, “The job that you’re applying for requires powers of observation. Make one observation about this man.”
The first applicant enters and says, “This man has just one ear.”
“Get out!!” screams the interviewer.
The second applicant enters and […]
May
18-07
Applicants 1
Posted in Work jokes
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The applicant said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, […]
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