Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly […]
Mar
20-07
Kiss per Yard
Posted in Women jokes
Mar
20-07
Why do women…
Posted in Women jokes
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can’t stand to see a man have a good time.
Mar
20-07
Ways to end an argument
Posted in Women jokes
A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car.
She curtly declines his offer by saying, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”
Frantically he offers her a new house.
Again she rejects his offer, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”
Curious, he asks: “What did you have in mind?”
She […]
Mar
20-07
Why Do Women…
Posted in Women jokes
Q. Why do women have breasts?
. So men will talk to them.
Mar
20-07
Ages of women
Posted in Women jokes
Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages of […]
Mar
20-07
Just One More Quick Drink
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day’s work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man’s curiosity got the best […]
Click and drag the boxes
-
Author
Funny Jokes Arena - Want to get amused? Get in and enjoy reading funny jokes about men and women, the funniest blonde jokes! .
-
Categories
Animal Jokes (81)
Blonde Jokes (35)
Cannibal jokes (17)
Computer Joke (7)
Drunk jokes (10)
Fart Joke (3)
Kids jokes (24)
Lawyer Joke (6)
Marriage and Divorce jokes (16)
Medical Joke (23)
Men jokes (38)
Police jokes (10)
School and college jokes (54)
Stupid jokes (39)
Uncategorized (18)
Women jokes (37)
Work jokes (20)
-
Blogroll
Funny Games Funny Games
Funny Jokes Funny Jokes
Funny Junks Funny Junks
Funny videos Free funny videos
Stupid-Stuff.net everyday stupidities