What is a sorority girl’s mating call…
“I’m soooo drunk, I’m sooooo drunk!”
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn’t follow you around for three days.
What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl??
Nothing. There are some things a sorority girl won’t do.
I don’t […]
Mar
22-07
Question and answer
Posted in Women jokes
Mar
22-07
Three drunk girls..
Posted in Women jokes
These 3 girls went out and partied and got drunk.the next moring they were taking about who did the craziest thing last night.the 1st girl said i was so drunk i run into a stop sign.the second girl says thats nothing i rode up to the mc donalds drive-in in on a bike.the third girl […]
Mar
22-07
Charming
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.”
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck […]
Mar
22-07
Question and answer
Posted in Women jokes
What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.
What’s the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself.
Walks home.
What’s the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only […]
Mar
21-07
Here are some reasons why it’s better to be female…
Posted in Women jokes
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We never ejaculate prematurely.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
When we buy […]
Mar
20-07
The Root of Women’s Problems
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Stupid jokes
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist………………….
And when there is real trouble, it’s a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
Mar
20-07
Just Like Dad
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!”
Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
Mar
20-07
Overly Suspicious Women
Posted in Women jokes
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
“You’re running around with other women,” she charged.
“You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on earth.”
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. […]
Mar
20-07
Don’t touch me!
Posted in Women jokes
An elderly couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.”
“Why not?” he asks.
She answers back, “Because I’m dead.”
The husband says to her, “What are you talking about? We’re both lying here in bed together and talking to one […]
Mar
20-07
Grandma..
Posted in Women jokes
When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the litany of complaints - this hurts, that’s stiff, I’m tired and slower, […]
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