There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy
One is to take her shopping.
The rest is 69.
Sep
21-07
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Posted in Women jokes
Mar
27-07
Virus..
Posted in Computer Joke, Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
Wife: Have you done shopping?
Husband: Bad command or filename
Wife: But I asked this in the morning..
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: Not even the new TV?
Husband: Variable not found….
Wife: OK then.. Give me the credit card and I’ll go by my self..
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
Wife: Are you serious, are you joking or are you triing to make […]
Mar
26-07
Pregnancy
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s […]
Mar
26-07
How to take proper care of a lady
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love That.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing […]
Mar
26-07
A Few Pounds
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of her old blue jeans.
Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to everyone else, she asked her husband, “Honey, do these jeans make me look like the side of the house?”
“No, dear, not at all,” he […]
Mar
26-07
Impossible to Please
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and […]
Mar
26-07
Get married?
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”
His friend […]
Mar
26-07
Sexist question
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes.
Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!
Mar
22-07
War!
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looked over at his wife and said, “Your butt’s getting huge. I bet it’s bigger than the barbecue.”
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill. Then he went over to where his wife was working […]
Mar
22-07
You asked for it
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
Three guys are having a relaxing day of fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid — who begs to be set free, in return for granting each of them a wish.
One of the guys just doesn’t believe it, and says, “Okay, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ.” The mermaid […]
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