In an insane asylum, three patients are up for release. The Doctor decides to give them an intelligence test. He turns to the first man and asks, “What is three times three?”
“274,” he replies.
The Doctor asks the second man, “What is three times three?”
“Tuesday,” replies the second man.
The Doctor turns to the third man, “Okay, […]
Mar
20-07
Crazy Math
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Mar
20-07
Who Makes the Coffee?
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”.
The husband said, ” You are in charge of the cooking around here and you […]
Mar
20-07
Ladies Bar
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A blind man enters a “Ladies Bar” by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, […]
Mar
20-07
Gender Specific Word Definitions
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a jockstrap.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the […]
Mar
20-07
Seven
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The teacher asked Gupta, “If you had seven cookies and Sanjay asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?” Gupta immediately answered, “Seven!”
Mar
20-07
Education
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A dog is so smart that his master decides to send him to college.
Home for vacation, his master asks him how college is going.
“Well”, says the dog, “I’m not doing too great in science and math, but I have made a lot of progress in foreign languages.”
“Really!” says the master. “Say something […]
Mar
20-07
Idiots
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Two idiots were trying to light a fire. The first one couldn’t get the match to light, and the second one said, “That’s strange, it lit this morning.”
Mar
20-07
Prison vs. Work
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Just in case you ever got these two mixed up, This should make things a bit more clear….
IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break […]
Mar
20-07
Animal behaviour
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A lion spots a monkey walking through the jungle. He grabs him by the neck and roars “Who’s the king of the jungle?”.
The frighten monkey says, “You are, of course, your majesty.”
The lion does this to several other animals, with the same results. Then the lion goes up to an elephant, grabs him […]
Mar
20-07
Disease
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Why did grandpa get to meet new people every day without leaving the house?
Because he had alzheimer’s disease.
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