These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn’t know what to do, so he called 911. When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your partner was dead and all […]
Mar
26-07
24/7
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Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He goes: “Not in a row!”
Mar
20-07
10-speed bike
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A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther.
He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn’t gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy […]
Mar
20-07
Leave a Sample
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I went to the doctor the other day and during my lengthy physical, he asked for a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample.
I was late for another meeting so I asked, “Hey Doc, I’m kind of in a hurry. Could I just leave my underwear?”
Mar
20-07
Commitment
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with […]
Mar
20-07
The Root of Women’s Problems
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Stupid jokes
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist………………….
And when there is real trouble, it’s a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
Mar
20-07
Dinosaur Bones
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Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History are marveling at some dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, “Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?”
The guard replies, “They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.”
“That’s an awfully exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age […]
Mar
20-07
Financial
Posted in Animal Jokes, Stupid jokes
A gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was amazed to hear the gorilla speak, but brought him a beer anyway.
The gorilla finished the beer and handed the bartender a twenty dollar bill. The bartender just couldn’t believe that a gorilla knew anything about money, so he only gave back […]
Mar
20-07
Three Legged Chicken
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A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.
Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it […]
Mar
20-07
Airline
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A woman calls the airline office in Chicago and asks, “How long does it take to fly to Seattle?”
The clerk says to her, “Just a second.”
“Thank you.” the lady says, and hangs up
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