Instead of studying for the last exam of their college careers, four seniors spent the night partying in the house they had rentedoff campus. The next morning they waited until the test would bealmost finished, and then made their way to class. Along the way they all put grease on their hands to support the […]
Mar
26-07
Science Class
Posted in School and college jokes
Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, “You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the […]
Mar
26-07
School exam
Posted in School and college jokes
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam. Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart-ass guy […]
Mar
26-07
Punctuation
Posted in School and college jokes
An English professor wrote the words
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Mar
26-07
Little Billy’s Story
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One day at the end of class, little Billy’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story…
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.
Suzy raises her hand…,”My Daddy owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken […]
Mar
26-07
Late for School
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Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you’ll be late for school.
Victor: Aw, Mum do I have to? All the teachers pick on me, and all the kids hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
Victor: Give me a good reason
Mother: You’re 34 and you’re the Head Master!
Mar
26-07
Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?
Posted in School and college jokes
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law, (gas cools off when it expands […]
Mar
26-07
Graduates
Posted in School and college jokes
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
Mar
26-07
He shouldn’t have asked!
Posted in School and college jokes
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.
She was young, sweet and pretty.
One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room she said, “Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know your barracks door is open?”
He did not understand her remark, but later he happened to look down and saw his zipper was […]
Mar
26-07
Be Poetic
Posted in School and college jokes
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you’re talking to them.”
The youth says that he does not see what the pharmacist means by this, so the pharmacist says that he should observe when the next customer comes in and watch […]
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