Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation
9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to be the siren.
8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he’d look good in a collar.
7. He wants you to call him “Judge Dredd”, and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the […]
Mar
21-07
Partner takes vacation
Posted in Police jokes
Mar
21-07
Dealing with criminals
Posted in Police jokes
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
“You just won’t believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I’ve never seen anything like it.”
“Oh yes dear, what happened ?”
“I came across two guys down by the canal, one of […]
Mar
21-07
He’s drunk at the bar
Posted in Police jokes
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his […]
Mar
21-07
Tickets
Posted in Police jokes
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’
He ignored me and continued writing the […]
Mar
21-07
Woman on fire
Posted in Police jokes
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands.
But it also lit up her arm, too!
Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took […]
Mar
20-07
Driving man
Posted in Men jokes, Police jokes
A man and his wife were driving home one night when the guy driving noticed a cop behind him with the lights flashing to pull him over. He told his wife “You just sit there and keep your big mouth shut and talk my way out of this.”
The cop came to the guy and asked […]
Mar
20-07
Small town cops
Posted in Police jokes
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”
“Quiet!” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say,”
“And I said be quiet! You’re going to […]
Mar
20-07
Drunk driving
Posted in Police jokes
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over.
The other two are really worried. “What are we going to do with our beers? We’re in trouble!”
“No,” the driver says, “it’s OK, just […]
Mar
20-07
Escaped convict
Posted in Police jokes
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years.
Just cooperate […]
Mar
19-07
Police man and the spelling
Posted in Police jokes
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia.”
As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, […]
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