What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites […]
Mar
19-07
Question and answer
Posted in Men jokes
Mar
19-07
Golf Balls
Posted in Men jokes
A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.
“Well,” says the man, “I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting […]
Mar
19-07
Cover Up
Posted in Men jokes
A drunk in a bar barfs all over himself. “Giddman”, he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me”.
“No problem”, says the bartender, as he sticks ten bucks in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the […]
Mar
19-07
Mistakes Of Another
Posted in Men jokes
On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?”
“Absolutely not!” replied the pastor, disappointed that Frank would even ask such a question.
“In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder […]
Mar
19-07
Peace And Quiet
Posted in Men jokes
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.
“Is everything okay, pal?”, the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”.
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. […]
Mar
19-07
Guardian Angel
Posted in Men jokes
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was […]
Mar
19-07
Too Drunk
Posted in Men jokes
Three guys are sitting in a bar when another man comes in and start drinking. After a while, he approaches the guys, and, pointing at the one in the middle, shouts, “I fucked your mother!”. Then he goes off to get another drink.
Ten minutes later he comes back, points at the same guy, and says, […]
Mar
19-07
Husband Prank
Posted in Men jokes
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat.
The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.
She puts on a large overcoat so […]
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