The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!”
Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
Mar
20-07
Just Like Dad
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
Mar
20-07
Two Cannibals
Posted in Men jokes
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, “Ooh dad, there’s one.” “No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one […]
Mar
20-07
Just One More Quick Drink
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day’s work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man’s curiosity got the best […]
Mar
19-07
Question and answer
Posted in Men jokes
If men got pregnant…. abortion would be available in
convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
Did you hear […]
Mar
19-07
Question and answer
Posted in Men jokes
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half time.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it’s […]
Mar
19-07
Question and answer
Posted in Men jokes
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren’t affectionate out of bed.
What […]
Mar
19-07
Question and answer
Posted in Men jokes
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he’s concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE……He just holds it up there and waits for the world […]
Mar
19-07
Wild Things
Posted in Men jokes
An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?”
The […]
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