1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - […]
Mar
22-07
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
Mar
22-07
Things It Takes a Long Time For Guys To Learn
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
1. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
2. Women don’t try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don’t fall asleep afterwards.
3. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
4. PMS stands for: Permissible Manslaughter. (Or […]
Mar
22-07
Woman’s dictionary
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
1. “Fine”
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use “fine” to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)
2. […]
Mar
22-07
Classes for men at your local adult learning center
Posted in Men jokes
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays.
A step by step guide, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is […]
Mar
22-07
Boys and Girls
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
“Equal” is not always synonymous with “the same.” Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.
1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will […]
Mar
22-07
Women versus men
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw […]
Mar
22-07
Male language
Posted in Men jokes
Male language dictionary
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Can we have sex now?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to […]
Mar
22-07
Charming
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.”
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck […]
Mar
20-07
Driving man
Posted in Men jokes, Police jokes
A man and his wife were driving home one night when the guy driving noticed a cop behind him with the lights flashing to pull him over. He told his wife “You just sit there and keep your big mouth shut and talk my way out of this.”
The cop came to the guy and asked […]
Mar
20-07
The Root of Women’s Problems
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Stupid jokes
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist………………….
And when there is real trouble, it’s a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
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