A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
The man asks, “Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?”
The nurse explains, “The hot chocolate will help him sleep.”
The man […]
Sep
21-07
Nursing Home
Posted in Medical Joke
Sep
12-07
Playing Doctor
Posted in Medical Joke
Two children were in a doctor’s waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.
“Why are you crying?” asked the little boy.
“I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger,” said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
“Why are you crying?” asked the girl.
The boy looked at her […]
Mar
20-07
Labour Pains
Posted in Medical Joke
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. […]
Mar
20-07
Thanks for Nothing Doc
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Bob went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under…you gotta help me, I’m going crazy!””Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said […]
Mar
20-07
I Need a Doctor
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, “It’s all right Honey, I’ve […]
Mar
20-07
Three Friends
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Three good friends were driving along on the highway one Saturday: a doctor, a teacher, and a lawyer. All of a sudden, a brand-new SUV cut them off. In an attempt to miss the big vehicle, the driver swerved to the left and hit the median. The car flipped several times and all three friends […]
Mar
20-07
Spots
Posted in Medical Joke
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.”
The receptionist asks, “Have you ever seen a doctor?” and the man replies, “No, just spots.”
Mar
20-07
The Psychiatrist
Posted in Medical Joke
The psychiatrist’s secretary walks into his study and says, “Mr. Black is in the waiting room asking to see you again. This time he claims he’s invisible.”The psychiatrist responds, “Tell him I can’t see him.”
Mar
20-07
Crazy Hero
Posted in Medical Joke
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office.”Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that […]
Mar
20-07
Doctor Help Me
Posted in Medical Joke
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.”Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes,” answered the patient. “You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I’m never sure I can remember where […]
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