A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
“Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, […]
Mar
26-07
Don’t Believe in Hell?
Posted in Marriage and Divorce jokes
Mar
26-07
Too Hot
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It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” complained a man to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn like this?”
she replied. “Probably that I married you for your money.”
Mar
26-07
No Warning
Posted in Marriage and Divorce jokes
With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, “Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.”
His wife replied, “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a […]
Mar
26-07
Who to Marry
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There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.
The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the […]
Mar
26-07
50 Year Sentence
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A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun […]
Mar
26-07
Impossible to Please
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and […]
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