Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
“Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?”
“Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…”
“Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.”
“Well, all right. Yes, 3 times.”
“Three? When were they?”
“Well, Jack, remember when […]
Sep
21-07
Respectfully Cheating
Posted in Marriage and Divorce jokes
Sep
21-07
Talking to your Wife
Posted in Marriage and Divorce jokes
A person was asked if he talked to his wife after having sex…..
the man replied : yea sure i do ..if can find the phone
Sep
21-07
Which girlfriend should I marry?
Posted in Marriage and Divorce jokes
I had three girlfriends, but wasn’t sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to my […]
Sep
12-07
Making A Baby
Posted in Marriage and Divorce jokes
Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs going at it. Billy says, “Daddy, what are they doing?” The dad responds after some quick thinking, “Why son, their making a puppy.”
Later […]
Aug
01-07
Marriage Is About Celebration
Posted in Marriage and Divorce jokes
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
“Let’s have a party, Ralph,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.”
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, “I don’t see why the pig […]
Mar
27-07
Virus..
Posted in Computer Joke, Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
Wife: Have you done shopping?
Husband: Bad command or filename
Wife: But I asked this in the morning..
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: Not even the new TV?
Husband: Variable not found….
Wife: OK then.. Give me the credit card and I’ll go by my self..
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
Wife: Are you serious, are you joking or are you triing to make […]
Mar
26-07
Pregnancy
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s […]
Mar
26-07
How to take proper care of a lady
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love That.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing […]
Mar
26-07
The Perfect Mate
Posted in Marriage and Divorce jokes
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night!”
An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all […]
Mar
26-07
A Few Pounds
Posted in Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair of her old blue jeans.
Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to everyone else, she asked her husband, “Honey, do these jeans make me look like the side of the house?”
“No, dear, not at all,” he […]
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