A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Better to be safe than…punch a 5th grader.
Never underestimate the power of…termites.
You can lead a horse to water […]
Sep
12-07
Childrens’ Minds
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Mar
26-07
Old Proverbs/New Meanings
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A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While […]
Mar
26-07
A Sex Talk
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A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. “Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?”
“Yes, dear,” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it to her daughter.
“But then when […]
Mar
26-07
Sunday School
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I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, Would that get me into Heaven?”
“NO!” the children answered.
“If I […]
Mar
26-07
Chicken Sandwich
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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn’t a chicken […]
Mar
26-07
Lost in Mall
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my Grandpa!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?”
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
“Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.”
Mar
26-07
Grandma’s Boyfriend
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The […]
Mar
26-07
The Ten Year Old
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A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
“I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me!”
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘there’s no Santa speech’.
At seven, I got the […]
Mar
26-07
Hair Cut
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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
When the boy’s haircut was […]
Mar
26-07
White hair
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, […]
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