Wife: Have you done shopping?
Husband: Bad command or filename
Wife: But I asked this in the morning..
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: Not even the new TV?
Husband: Variable not found….
Wife: OK then.. Give me the credit card and I’ll go by my self..
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
Wife: Are you serious, are you joking or are you triing to make […]
Mar
27-07
Virus..
Posted in Computer Joke, Men jokes, Women jokes, Marriage and Divorce jokes
Mar
20-07
What a day..
Posted in Computer Joke
Dear GodYesterday was an awful day for me…
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son pierced his eyebrow,
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head
My dog mated with the neighbors cat
My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution,
My Mom told me I was adopted,
My Dad told me he’s gay,
My boss told me I […]
Mar
20-07
Great Writer
Posted in Computer Joke
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in […]
Mar
20-07
You’ve been programming too long when
Posted in Computer Joke
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When you are […]
Mar
20-07
Impressing clients
Posted in Computer Joke
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.
Being a forward type of guy, […]
Mar
20-07
Never marry a software engineer
Posted in Computer Joke
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the dress.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Oh my god! forget it. Where’s your salary?.
Husband - file in use, read only, […]
Mar
09-07
Is Windows a Virus
Posted in Computer Joke
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to […]
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