Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”. The cannibals promised.
Four weeks […]
Mar
27-07
Cannibals in the workplace
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Mar
26-07
Question and answer
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Why won’t cannibals eat divorced women?
They’re very bitter.
Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.
What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the […]
Mar
26-07
Too Good to Eat
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A cannibal and his son are wandering through the desert and have not eaten in days. They come upon an oasis and decide to camp in the bushes till someone comes. The next morning they awake to see a beautiful woman bathing in the waterfall. As the father watches the water cascade off her body, […]
Mar
26-07
Tender Missinaries
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Two cannibals, Handible and Elbob meet one day. Handible said, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. Just can’t seem to get them tender.”
Elbob asked, “What kind of Missionary do you use?” “Oh, you […]
Mar
26-07
Pepsi
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An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals.
They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the […]
Mar
26-07
Good Roast
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Two cannibals sat beside a large fire, after eating the best meal they’d had in ages.
“Your wife sure makes a good roast.” commented the first cannibal.
“Yeah,” replied the second. “I’m really going to miss her…”
Mar
26-07
Good News - Bad News
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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now we’ve caught you and we’re going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we’re going to use your skins to build […]
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