The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, “As your stay […]
Mar
27-07
Pull the trigger
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Mar
27-07
Lost in the forest
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There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three […]
Mar
27-07
You are screwed!
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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m screwed.”
There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: “No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your […]
Mar
27-07
Slow down!
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These two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says, “Okay. You start at the head and I’ll start at the feet.”
So they begin their tasty feast. After a while one of them says, “Hey, this is really great. I’m having a […]
Mar
27-07
Live!!
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At the site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of there bones, he noticed the rescue team. “Thank God”, he cried out in relief. “I am saved!”
The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing […]
Mar
27-07
Surprise!
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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary was incredulous, and said, “What’s wrong with you? We’re […]
Mar
27-07
Searching for dinner
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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, “Oh dad, there’s one.”
“No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one […]
Mar
27-07
Two cannibals
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Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just can’t seem to get them tender.” The second cannibal asks, “What kind of Missionary do […]
Mar
27-07
The tourist
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A tourist goes to Africa and asks his tourist guide while walking in the jungle, “Are we safe here? Aren’t there cannibals around here?”
And the tourist guide says, “Yes. You can be sure there is no cannibals in Africa.”
And the tourist says, “But there may be still some cannibals.”
And the tourist guide says, “No, rest […]
Mar
27-07
Expelled cannibal
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A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, ”You can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks.”
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