A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”
A friend says, “OK, what’s the capital of London?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy: L.
Mar
18-07
Smart blonde
Posted in Blonde Jokes
Mar
18-07
Racing blondes
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Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat up car down to a bank they’re going to rob.
“Drive slower” pleads the one in the passenger seat, “I don’t want all the nitro in the boot to explode.”
“Relax,” the driver replies, “even if it did, I’ve got a spare box under […]
Mar
18-07
Blonde and Genie
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The […]
Mar
18-07
Question and answer
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a […]
Mar
18-07
A blonde’s wish
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Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.”
The first said, “I wish I were smarter.”
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she […]
Mar
18-07
Blondes change a lightbulb
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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t […]
Mar
18-07
You’ve got mail
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A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: “You must be expecting a […]
Mar
18-07
Your kid has been kidnapped
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A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then […]
Mar
18-07
Question and answer
Posted in Blonde Jokes
Q:What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands […]
Mar
18-07
Good idea..
Posted in Blonde Jokes
A blonde, a brunette and a red head just escaped from jail. All of them ran into a bar. The brunette went behind a box, the redhead went behind the door, and the blonde went into a potato sack. The police came into the bar and kicked the box, the brunette said “arf” so they […]
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