One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the […]
Mar
20-07
Blonde car accident
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Mar
20-07
How to get a life
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It’s never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn’t as painful as kidney stones. Here’s how:
Let go of the mouse.
Turn off the computer.
Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
Eat something other than taco chips.
Fart without recording it and putting […]
Mar
18-07
A Blonde Emergency
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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
“How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her.
“Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.
“What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?”
“No silly!” […]
Mar
18-07
The Blonde Hubby
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On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. “How romantic!” she thought.
Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for […]
Mar
18-07
Deceived
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Blonde Mary was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case.
When it was her turn on the […]
Mar
18-07
Blonde Education Departament
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The blondes at the university led by Suzy were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbo’s. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So Suzy pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed and set up the […]
Mar
18-07
Blonde’s VCR
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A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn’t done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video shop and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the […]
Mar
18-07
Beauty tips
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Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn’t help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.
“Well, once a week I […]
Mar
18-07
Blonde idea..
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“How come you’re late?” asks the bartender as the blonde waitresswalks in the door.
“It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of […]
Mar
18-07
Blonde’s question..
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A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, “How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?”
“Um, just a minute, if you please,” he murmured.
Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, “Thank you,” […]
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