A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ”If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 […]
Aug
01-07
Got Any Grapes?
Posted in Blonde Jokes
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?”
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, […]
Aug
01-07
King of the Jungle
Posted in Blonde Jokes
Three animals were having a huge
argument over who was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.
The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.
The third, a […]
Aug
01-07
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Posted in Blonde Jokes
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?
A: Only if you loan him money.
Mar
20-07
Question and answer
Posted in Blonde Jokes
Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
Because it said, ‘’Sorry, try again.’’
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said […]
Mar
20-07
Confusing..
Posted in Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
Mar
20-07
Left!
Posted in Blonde Jokes
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.”
So they went home.
Mar
20-07
Blonde in convertible
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Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright […]
Mar
20-07
Driving
Posted in Blonde Jokes
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?”
The blonde said, “I’m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me and I can’t […]
Mar
20-07
Blonde and cops
Posted in Blonde Jokes
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
‘’You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.’’
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