Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: because he was a “chicken”.
Aug
01-07
CHICKEN
Posted in Animal Jokes
Aug
01-07
The three legged chicken
Posted in Animal Jokes
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.
Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn’t cause an accident with the chicken.
The man sped up to 55 miles […]
Aug
01-07
Chucky goes to the movies
Posted in Animal Jokes
An old farmer went to town to see a movie.
The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”
The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.”
“I’m sorry sir.”, said the ticket agent, “We don’t allow animals in the theater.”
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird […]
Aug
01-07
2 jokes
Posted in Animal Jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?
BAMBOO
What is a duck’s favourite TV show?
THE FEATHER FORECAST
GET IT? hahaha
Aug
01-07
Bear and a rabbit
Posted in Animal Jokes
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says “I will grant each of you three wishes.”
The bear says “I wish all the bears in the forest were females.” *poof* It’s done.
The rabbit says “I wish for a motorcycle.” *poof* […]
Aug
01-07
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Posted in Animal Jokes
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?
A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.
Aug
01-07
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Posted in Animal Jokes
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?
A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
Aug
01-07
A blind man in a store
Posted in Animal Jokes
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!”
The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
Aug
01-07
There are no dogs allowed here
Posted in Animal Jokes
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.”
“Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.” The […]
Aug
01-07
Rabbits chased by wolf
Posted in Animal Jokes
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.
After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?”
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