Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?
Chicken nuggets are $1.49 but deer nuggets are under a BUCK…
Aug
01-07
Deer nuggets
Posted in Animal Jokes
Aug
01-07
A Horse and a Chicken
Posted in Animal Jokes
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.
The horse falls into a mud hole and was sinking.
He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmers mercedes back to […]
Aug
01-07
The Bunny and the Snake
Posted in Animal Jokes
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of […]
Aug
01-07
Seeing Eye Dog
Posted in Animal Jokes
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head.
Having watched what happened, a passerby said, “Say, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!”
“I know,” […]
Aug
01-07
Grape and Elephant
Posted in Animal Jokes
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Aug
01-07
Legion Camel #1
Posted in Animal Jokes
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge.
The woman stops and says,
“Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?”
The legionarie tells her the camel won’t budge but she’s welcome to try.
The reporter […]
Aug
01-07
Legion Camel #3
Posted in Animal Jokes
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?”
The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.”
The lieutenent can’t beleive it. On Friday, […]
Aug
01-07
Moles
Posted in Animal Jokes
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.
One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!”
The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!”
The baby mole tried to […]
Aug
01-07
Elephant sex
Posted in Animal Jokes
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?
Yup, if one steps on you, you’re screwed.
Aug
01-07
The Bunny and the Snake
Posted in Animal Jokes
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of […]
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