A farmer boy asks his friend,also a farmer boy, “Do you have a chick?”
The boy’s friend answers, “yah, do you?”
“nope, is she cute?” the friend answers, “what do you mean she?”
“i mean your chick.”
“my chick’s a boy.”
“what??!?? you’ve got a boy for a girl friend?”
“Oh, no, i was talking about my chicken.”
“what’d you say? your […]
Aug
01-07
A friend who doesn’t know chick from chicken
Posted in Animal Jokes
Aug
01-07
Thirsty Camels
Posted in Animal Jokes
A man wants to cross a desert, so he goes to a buy a camel. He goes to a local camel vender and acquires a camel.
He then goes off to cross the desert and a few miles out the camel drops dead, apparently of thirst.
The man goes back to the camel back to the […]
Aug
01-07
How to give a cat a pill
Posted in Animal Jokes
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth […]
Aug
01-07
The man, the lion, ANd the police officer
Posted in Animal Jokes
A man was walking a lion down the street when they were stopped by a police officer.
The police officer said, “You should’t be walking that lion down the street, you need to take him to the zoo.”
The man replies, “OK”.
The next day he sees the same police officer again, and he still had his lion.
The […]
Aug
01-07
Heard on the farm
Posted in Animal Jokes
Two cows were standing in a pasture.
A young bull came by struttin his stuff and said, “Good morning laides.”
One of the cows said, “Mooooo!”
The second cow thought to her self, “Damn! I was going to say that.”
Aug
01-07
The donkey& the farmer
Posted in Animal Jokes
There was an old donkey who fell down a well on a farm. The donkey cried & cried for the farmer to help him, but the farmer paid him no mind.
The farmer was getting tired of the constant noise the donkey was making, so he called all the villagers to help him bury the donkey […]
Aug
01-07
Running Bear
Posted in Animal Jokes
Two guys are out in the woods hiking.
All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second guy says, “What are you doing? He says, “I figure […]
Aug
01-07
Frogs
Posted in Animal Jokes
DO you know how to find a sexy frog???
Look under a horny toad.
Aug
01-07
How do you catch a polar bear
Posted in Animal Jokes
How do you catch a polar bear?
1. Cut a hole in the ice
2. Line the perimeter with peas
3. then when he goes to take a pea kick him in the icehole.
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