A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way.
On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once more said “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into […]
Sep
21-07
Parrot
Posted in Animal Jokes
Aug
01-07
Elephant Shoes
Posted in Animal Jokes
Q: Why does the elephant wear pink tennis shoes?
A; They don’t make white in his size.
Q: Why is the elephant floating down the river on his back with all four legs sticking up in the air?
A: So he won’t get his pink tennis shoes wet.
Q: Why is the elephant wearing […]
Aug
01-07
Jungle Secrets
Posted in Animal Jokes
Q: Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
A: So he could hide in an apple tree.
Q: How did Tarzan meet his doom?
A: Picking apples.
Aug
01-07
Crackers
Posted in Animal Jokes
A duck walked into a sweet shop and said to
the clerk ‘You got any crackers?’
The clerk replied ‘No this is a sweet shop’
The duck left.
The next day the duck came back and said
to the clerk ‘You got any crackers?’
The clerk replied ‘No this is a freakin sweet
shop, we don’t sell freakin crackers!’
The duck left.
The next […]
Aug
01-07
Mole joke
Posted in Animal Jokes
there were 3 moles in their mole hole.
The papa mole stuck it’s head out and said
“I smell pizza” So the mama mole wanted to smell
pizza so she squeezed and shoved her head up and
said “I dont smell pizza, I smell cake.
And the baby mole wanted to smell pizza and cake,
so he shoved and squished […]
Aug
01-07
The life of a horse!
Posted in Animal Jokes
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “why the long face?”
Aug
01-07
Two fish
Posted in Animal Jokes
So there are these two fish in a tank right, and the one fish asks the other fish, “How do you drive this thing?”
Aug
01-07
Y did the chicken cross the road?
Posted in Animal Jokes
Y did the chicken cross the road?
It never did, it was ran over by a car.
Aug
01-07
Prowling Cat
Posted in Animal Jokes
A lady had a beautiful black cat, Midnght, who spent his days outside and came indoors
at night.
One crisp fall evening he disappeared.
The lady searched for him in vain.
The following spring, however, Midnight reappeared, looking healthy and clean. She figured he’d been sowing his wild oats.
Everything was back to normal, until that fall, when Midnight […]
Aug
01-07
Is Martha Stewart stalking your dog
Posted in Animal Jokes
Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog
10. There’s potpourri hanging from your pooch’s collar.
9. The dog’s nails have been trimmed with pinking shears.
8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.
6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water […]
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